1 00:00:06,620 --> 00:00:07,750 PREVIOUSLY ON "SWITCHED AT BIRTH"... 2 00:00:07,750 --> 00:00:09,460 WHAT DID THAT GUY SAY TO YOU? 3 00:00:09,460 --> 00:00:10,800 WHATEVER IT IS, I THINK I HAVE THE RIGHT TO KNOW. 4 00:00:10,800 --> 00:00:13,630 HE SAID THAT HE WAS BUYING DRUGS FROM YOUR DAD. 5 00:00:13,630 --> 00:00:16,060 WAS DAD SHOT BECAUSE HE WAS SELLING DRUGS? 6 00:00:16,060 --> 00:00:17,500 I'M NOT GONNA ANSWER THAT. 7 00:00:17,500 --> 00:00:19,040 SO THIS WHOLE REDEPLOYMENT THING-- 8 00:00:19,040 --> 00:00:21,340 I'VE BEEN LOOKING UP WAYS THAT YOU COULD MAYBE GET 9 00:00:21,340 --> 00:00:22,740 DISCHARGED HONORABLY. 10 00:00:22,740 --> 00:00:24,340 MAYBE WE CAN TALK TO MY DAD. 11 00:00:24,340 --> 00:00:25,810 YOU KNOW, POLITICS CAN BE A DIRTY BUSINESS. 12 00:00:25,810 --> 00:00:28,280 THEY END UP DOING THINGS THAT CAN RUIN LIVES. 13 00:00:28,280 --> 00:00:30,750 AND WHEN THAT HAPPENS, IT'S NATURAL FOR PEOPLE TO WANT TO RETALIATE. 14 00:00:30,750 --> 00:00:32,750 I'M SICK OF LYING TO EVERYONE. 15 00:00:32,750 --> 00:00:35,820 THIS IS NOT WHO I AM AND YOU AND I ARE... 16 00:00:35,820 --> 00:00:37,280 DONE. 17 00:00:37,280 --> 00:00:38,760 - I'M HER FATHER. - NO, I'M HER FATHER! 18 00:00:38,760 --> 00:00:40,630 LEO AND I. SO YOU BETTER LAWYER UP, 19 00:00:40,630 --> 00:00:41,790 BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT TAKING ABBY AWAY FROM US. 20 00:00:41,790 --> 00:00:43,190 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? 21 00:00:43,190 --> 00:00:44,590 I'M GONNA FIGHT UNTIL I GET MY KID BACK. 22 00:00:47,290 --> 00:00:49,470 - ( window locks ) - SHE'S AN INFANT, NOT A VELOCIRAPTOR. 23 00:00:49,470 --> 00:00:50,800 I THINK YOU'RE GOOD. 24 00:00:50,800 --> 00:00:53,770 IT HAPPENED SO FAST. I JUST WANNA MAKE SURE I'M READY. 25 00:00:53,770 --> 00:00:56,140 SO, DID LEO AND VICTOR 26 00:00:56,140 --> 00:00:58,450 JUST DECIDE TO GIVE HER UP? 27 00:00:58,450 --> 00:01:00,110 NO, BUT I HAVE A GOOD LAWYER 28 00:01:00,110 --> 00:01:01,750 AND HER D.N.A. MATCHED. 29 00:01:01,750 --> 00:01:04,610 THE JUDGE AGREED-- ABBY BELONGS WITH HER FATHER. 30 00:01:04,610 --> 00:01:09,320 CONSIDER ALL YOUR OUTLETS OFFICIALLY BABY-PROOFED... 31 00:01:09,320 --> 00:01:11,320 SEVEN MONTHS EARLY. 32 00:01:11,320 --> 00:01:12,820 THANK YOU. 33 00:01:12,820 --> 00:01:14,520 OH, I WISH YOU WOULDN'T GO. 34 00:01:14,520 --> 00:01:16,120 ( softly chuckles ) THREE OF US IN THIS PLACE 35 00:01:16,120 --> 00:01:18,770 - WAS ALREADY PUSHING IT. - I TOLD YOU, I CAN SLEEP 36 00:01:18,770 --> 00:01:21,130 IN THE LIVING ROOM; YOU CAN HAVE MY ROOM. 37 00:01:21,130 --> 00:01:23,300 WITH ABBY COMING, I JUST THINK IT'S... 38 00:01:23,300 --> 00:01:25,330 ( inhales ) TIME THAT I GO BACK. 39 00:01:25,330 --> 00:01:27,570 I KNOW. 40 00:01:27,570 --> 00:01:30,310 BEING HERE WITH YOU GUYS THIS SUMMER HAS BEEN... 41 00:01:30,310 --> 00:01:31,810 A LONG TIME COMING. 42 00:01:33,380 --> 00:01:34,380 ( chuckles ) 43 00:01:36,710 --> 00:01:38,690 I'LL BE BACK TO BABYSIT WHENEVER YOU NEED ME. 44 00:01:38,690 --> 00:01:40,220 OKAY. 45 00:01:43,650 --> 00:01:44,820 BYE. 46 00:01:47,690 --> 00:01:48,860 CALL ME AS SOON AS YOU GET... 47 00:01:48,860 --> 00:01:49,900 HOME. 48 00:01:49,900 --> 00:01:51,760 ( sighs ) 49 00:01:53,700 --> 00:01:55,560 ( quietly ) BYE. 50 00:02:00,170 --> 00:02:01,470 Chip: EXCUSE ME. DAPHNE! 51 00:02:01,470 --> 00:02:04,310 I JUST FOUND OUT YOUR LAST NAME IS VASQUEZ. 52 00:02:04,310 --> 00:02:05,640 I HAD NO IDEA. 53 00:02:05,640 --> 00:02:07,610 FROM THE WHOLE SWITCHED-AT-BIRTH THING. 54 00:02:07,610 --> 00:02:08,920 OH, RIGHT, OF COURSE. 55 00:02:08,920 --> 00:02:11,920 UH, SO ARE YOUR PARENTS CUBAN BY ANY CHANCE? 56 00:02:11,920 --> 00:02:14,280 UH... PUERTO RICAN. 57 00:02:14,280 --> 00:02:17,750 WHEN PEOPLE HEAR I'M FROM CUBA, DO YOU KNOW WHAT THEY THINK OF IMMEDIATELY? 58 00:02:17,750 --> 00:02:19,230 CIGARS? 59 00:02:19,230 --> 00:02:20,890 YES. AND THE SECOND THING? 60 00:02:21,890 --> 00:02:23,260 FIDEL CASTRO? 61 00:02:23,260 --> 00:02:24,930 THE CUBAN MISSILE CRISIS. 62 00:02:24,930 --> 00:02:27,390 YOU'VE PROBABLY LEARNED ABOUT THAT IN SCHOOL, RIGHT? 63 00:02:27,390 --> 00:02:30,500 JUST THAT IT WAS THE CLOSEST WE'VE EVER COME TO NUCLEAR WAR. 64 00:02:30,500 --> 00:02:33,570 EXACTLY. THE ONLY THING THAT KEPT US SAFE 65 00:02:33,570 --> 00:02:36,870 WAS THAT THE RUSSIANS KNEW IF THEY EVER LAUNCHED A MISSILE AT US... 66 00:02:36,870 --> 00:02:39,810 WE'D LAUNCH ONE RIGHT BACK AT THEM. 67 00:02:42,380 --> 00:02:44,850 YOU MIGHT WANNA PASS THAT MESSAGE ALONG TO ANYONE ELSE 68 00:02:44,850 --> 00:02:46,780 YOU THINK SHOULD HEAR IT. 69 00:02:46,780 --> 00:02:48,660 OKAY? 70 00:02:48,660 --> 00:02:50,660 HAVE A GOOD DAY, DAPHNE. 71 00:02:54,690 --> 00:02:58,670 HONEY, UM, NIKKI'S MOM IS COMING OVER LATER TO DISCUSS THE WEDDING, 72 00:02:58,670 --> 00:03:01,530 AND I WAS HOPING THAT YOU COULD MAKE SURE 73 00:03:01,530 --> 00:03:03,530 THE PORSCHE IS IN THE GARAGE. 74 00:03:03,530 --> 00:03:06,600 UH, SURE. WHY? 75 00:03:06,600 --> 00:03:09,780 WELL, SHE'S A DENTAL HYGIENIST 76 00:03:09,780 --> 00:03:11,880 AND A SINGLE MOM, AND I DON'T WANT HER 77 00:03:11,880 --> 00:03:13,580 TO FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE... 78 00:03:13,580 --> 00:03:15,680 OR TO JUDGE US. 79 00:03:15,680 --> 00:03:18,720 - LOOK, I'M SURE DENISE-- - JENNICE. 80 00:03:18,720 --> 00:03:20,720 OKAY THEN. I'M SURE JENNICE 81 00:03:20,720 --> 00:03:23,550 IS JUST REALLY GRATEFUL THAT WE'VE AGREED 82 00:03:23,550 --> 00:03:25,550 TO HOST THE WEDDING ON TWO WEEKS NOTICE. 83 00:03:25,550 --> 00:03:28,400 AND WE WON'T BE JUDGING HER AND SHE WON'T BE JUDGING US. 84 00:03:28,400 --> 00:03:30,530 UNLESS, OF COURSE, YOU HAVEN'T BEEN FLOSSING. 85 00:03:30,530 --> 00:03:31,830 ( laughs ) 86 00:03:31,830 --> 00:03:33,730 - Kathryn: HEY! - OH, LOOK WHO'S HERE! 87 00:03:33,730 --> 00:03:35,860 HOW WAS YOUR FIRST NIGHT BACK IN YOUR OLD BED? 88 00:03:36,860 --> 00:03:38,540 THERE YOU GO. YOUR FAVORITE-- 89 00:03:38,540 --> 00:03:39,710 PEANUT BUTTER PANCAKES. 90 00:03:39,710 --> 00:03:41,540 AWW, YES! 91 00:03:41,540 --> 00:03:44,010 UH-- HEY, IS COFFEE STILL ON THE MENU? 92 00:03:44,010 --> 00:03:45,240 FOR YOU? 93 00:03:45,240 --> 00:03:48,010 I'VE BEEN HAVING IT WITH, UH... 94 00:03:48,010 --> 00:03:49,780 OH. 95 00:03:49,780 --> 00:03:52,680 SURE. I DON'T SEE WHY NOT. 96 00:03:52,680 --> 00:03:54,820 - MILK AND SUGAR? - Bay: YES, PLEASE. 97 00:03:54,820 --> 00:03:56,750 THANKS, DAD. AND THERE'S ACTUALLY 98 00:03:56,750 --> 00:03:59,290 SOMETHING ELSE I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT. 99 00:03:59,290 --> 00:04:01,690 TY JUST GOT NOTICE THAT HE'S GOING TO BE DEPLOYED AGAIN 100 00:04:01,690 --> 00:04:04,390 TO AFGHANISTAN. 101 00:04:04,390 --> 00:04:07,460 OH, MY GOD, HONEY. I AM SO SORRY. 102 00:04:07,460 --> 00:04:09,440 THAT'S THE THING. HE ALREADY DID ONE TOUR. 103 00:04:09,440 --> 00:04:12,440 AND ALL THESE TROOPS ARE BEING SENT HOME, AND HE HAS TO GO AGAIN. 104 00:04:12,440 --> 00:04:15,740 IT'S A SHAME, BUT THAT'S THE JOB. 105 00:04:15,740 --> 00:04:18,270 I KNOW, WHICH IS WHY I WAS HOPING 106 00:04:18,270 --> 00:04:19,650 THERE'S SOMETHING THAT YOU CAN DO, 107 00:04:19,650 --> 00:04:21,850 YOU KNOW, AS A SENATOR. 108 00:04:21,850 --> 00:04:25,710 I'M NOT SURE IT'S EVEN ETHICAL FOR ME TO GET INVOLVED. 109 00:04:25,710 --> 00:04:27,310 AND WHAT ABOUT ALL THE SOLDIERS 110 00:04:27,310 --> 00:04:30,390 WHO AREN'T DATING SENATORS' DAUGHTERS? 111 00:04:30,390 --> 00:04:31,960 SOMEBODY'S GOTTA GO. 112 00:04:31,960 --> 00:04:34,660 RIGHT. AND IT'S USUALLY THE KIDS FROM EAST RIVERSIDE 113 00:04:34,660 --> 00:04:36,820 WHO DON'T HAVE ANYBODY LOOKING OUT FOR THEM. 114 00:04:36,820 --> 00:04:38,770 BUT TY HAS ME, AND I HAVE YOU-- 115 00:04:38,770 --> 00:04:40,000 OR AT LEAST I THOUGHT I DID. 116 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:41,600 OKAY, THAT'S NOT FAIR. 117 00:04:41,600 --> 00:04:43,600 IF THIS WERE TOBY, YOU WOULDN'T EVEN BE THINKING TWICE. 118 00:04:43,600 --> 00:04:45,770 YOU'D DO ANYTHING TO MAKE IT HAPPEN. 119 00:04:45,770 --> 00:04:47,730 SO IS THIS BECAUSE YOU THINK IT'S UNETHICAL 120 00:04:47,730 --> 00:04:50,380 OR BECAUSE HE'S DATING ME? 121 00:04:50,380 --> 00:04:52,440 COME ON, BAY. ( sighs deeply ) 122 00:04:52,440 --> 00:04:53,580 Bay: THAT'S WHAT IT IS, ISN'T IT? 123 00:04:54,740 --> 00:04:56,740 YOU WANT TY AS FAR AWAY AS POSSIBLE. 124 00:04:56,740 --> 00:04:59,020 WELL, DON'T WORRY. IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE GONNA GET YOUR WISH. 125 00:04:59,020 --> 00:05:01,020 - ( sighs ) - HONEY. 126 00:05:02,620 --> 00:05:04,620 WELCOME HOME. ( clears throat ) 127 00:05:07,090 --> 00:05:10,100 ( theme music playing ) 128 00:05:14,700 --> 00:05:16,730 SO COULD YOU DO SOMETHING ABOUT TY 129 00:05:16,730 --> 00:05:18,330 IF YOU WANTED TO? 130 00:05:18,330 --> 00:05:20,740 YEAH, I GUESS I COULD CALL IN A FAVOR WITH GENERAL RIKEN. 131 00:05:22,710 --> 00:05:24,470 I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE BAY WASN'T HOME 132 00:05:24,470 --> 00:05:28,820 ONE NIGHT BEFORE ASKING ME TO HELP HER BOYFRIEND GO AWOL. 133 00:05:28,820 --> 00:05:30,480 YEAH, WELL, YOU REMEMBER HOW HARD 134 00:05:30,480 --> 00:05:32,950 IT WAS LAST TIME TY WAS DEPLOYED? 135 00:05:32,950 --> 00:05:35,950 I THINK IT'S GONNA BE WORSE THIS TIME. 136 00:05:35,950 --> 00:05:37,650 WHY'S IT GONNA BE WORSE? 137 00:05:37,650 --> 00:05:40,530 BECAUSE I THINK THEY'RE A LOT MORE SERIOUS. 138 00:05:40,530 --> 00:05:41,830 YOU KNOW? 139 00:05:41,830 --> 00:05:43,530 ( groaning ) OH, NO. 140 00:05:43,530 --> 00:05:45,860 COME ON. SHE'S 17. WHAT DO YOU THINK THEY'RE DOING? 141 00:05:45,860 --> 00:05:48,360 JUST HOLDING HANDS? 142 00:05:48,360 --> 00:05:49,840 OH, HI. 143 00:05:49,840 --> 00:05:52,100 YOU'RE NOT DRESSED FOR WORK. 144 00:05:52,100 --> 00:05:54,470 I ACTUALLY WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THAT. 145 00:05:54,470 --> 00:05:56,770 UM, WOULD YOU BE REALLY MAD 146 00:05:56,770 --> 00:05:59,650 IF I ENDED MY INTERNSHIP EARLY? 147 00:05:59,650 --> 00:06:01,780 LIKE TODAY? 148 00:06:01,780 --> 00:06:03,080 WHY? IS SOMETHING WRONG? 149 00:06:03,080 --> 00:06:05,150 WELL, JACE AND I BROKE UP 150 00:06:05,150 --> 00:06:08,420 AND HIS COFFEE CART'S RIGHT OUTSIDE THE OFFICE. 151 00:06:08,420 --> 00:06:09,860 IT'S REALLY AWKWARD. 152 00:06:09,860 --> 00:06:12,560 BUT, HONEY, YOU ARE DOING A FANTASTIC JOB. 153 00:06:12,560 --> 00:06:14,990 AND THERE'S A LOT OF GREAT THINGS HAPPENING IN THE NEXT COUPLE WEEKS. 154 00:06:14,990 --> 00:06:17,020 WELL, ACTUALLY, I WOULDN'T MIND SOME TIME OFF. 155 00:06:17,020 --> 00:06:18,870 GET SOME SWIMMING IN, 156 00:06:18,870 --> 00:06:20,800 HANG OUT BEFORE SENIOR YEAR STARTS. 157 00:06:22,430 --> 00:06:24,070 LET HER HAVE SOME FUN. 158 00:06:26,730 --> 00:06:27,830 REALLY? HUH. 159 00:06:27,830 --> 00:06:28,840 OKAY. 160 00:06:28,840 --> 00:06:30,740 THANK YOU! 161 00:06:32,780 --> 00:06:34,740 YOU ARE TURNING THIS PLACE 162 00:06:34,740 --> 00:06:36,080 INTO A SWEAT LODGE. 163 00:06:36,080 --> 00:06:37,780 BABIES GET COLD. 164 00:06:37,780 --> 00:06:39,450 THAT'S WHY THEY'VE GOT ALL THOSE CUTE PJs 165 00:06:39,450 --> 00:06:40,890 WITH THE FEET ATTACHED. 166 00:06:40,890 --> 00:06:43,050 ( doorbell rings ) 167 00:06:43,050 --> 00:06:44,650 HERE SHE IS. 168 00:06:44,650 --> 00:06:45,650 ( sighs deeply ) 169 00:06:46,890 --> 00:06:47,950 ANGELO SORRENTO? 170 00:06:47,950 --> 00:06:50,030 I HAVE A VERY SPECIAL DELIVERY FOR YOU. 171 00:06:50,030 --> 00:06:51,700 ( quietly ) THANK YOU. 172 00:06:51,700 --> 00:06:52,700 ( normal voice ) THANK YOU. 173 00:06:52,700 --> 00:06:53,830 PLEASE COME IN. 174 00:06:53,830 --> 00:06:56,160 I'LL JUST NEED YOU TO SIGN A FEW PAPERS. 175 00:06:56,160 --> 00:06:57,900 OKAY. WHATEVER YOU NEED. 176 00:06:57,900 --> 00:06:58,910 OKAY. 177 00:07:02,610 --> 00:07:03,710 CAN I HOLD HER? 178 00:07:03,710 --> 00:07:05,070 OF COURSE. 179 00:07:05,070 --> 00:07:06,510 OKAY. 180 00:07:07,540 --> 00:07:09,180 OHH. ( gasps, exhales ) 181 00:07:09,180 --> 00:07:12,880 I FORGOT HOW DELICIOUS THEY ARE. 182 00:07:12,880 --> 00:07:14,180 YOU SHOULD SEE HER SMILE. 183 00:07:14,180 --> 00:07:15,550 ( chuckles ) 184 00:07:15,550 --> 00:07:17,550 OH, LET ME SEE. 185 00:07:17,550 --> 00:07:18,690 LET ME SEE. 186 00:07:18,690 --> 00:07:21,530 ( gasps ) HI. HI. 187 00:07:21,530 --> 00:07:23,860 YOU ARE GORGEOUS. 188 00:07:23,860 --> 00:07:25,160 - GORGEOUS! - ( baby giggles ) 189 00:07:25,160 --> 00:07:27,060 I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE'S FINALLY HERE... 190 00:07:27,060 --> 00:07:28,670 WITH US. 191 00:07:28,670 --> 00:07:30,470 - Regina: OHH, HOW SWEET... - ( baby coos ) 192 00:07:30,470 --> 00:07:32,770 Jennice: THIS PLACE IS KILLER. 193 00:07:32,770 --> 00:07:35,640 I DRIVE BY HOUSES LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME ON MY WAY TO WORK 194 00:07:35,640 --> 00:07:38,470 AND I ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT THEY LOOKED LIKE INSIDE. 195 00:07:38,470 --> 00:07:40,810 OH, THANK YOU. WE'VE BEEN HERE FOREVER. 196 00:07:40,810 --> 00:07:43,950 SERIOUSLY, NIK AND I CAN FIT OUR WHOLE HOUSE IN THIS ROOM. 197 00:07:45,080 --> 00:07:46,650 OKAY, WOW! 198 00:07:46,650 --> 00:07:49,120 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO 199 00:07:49,120 --> 00:07:50,520 WITH ALL THIS KITCHEN! 200 00:07:52,220 --> 00:07:54,560 AND EVERYTHING'S STAINLESS STEEL. 201 00:07:54,560 --> 00:07:56,560 SHOULD WE TALK ABOUT THE MENU? 202 00:07:56,560 --> 00:07:58,870 YES. YES, LET'S DO THAT. 203 00:07:58,870 --> 00:08:01,870 SINCE WE'RE HAVING BARBECUE FOR THE REHEARSAL DINNER, 204 00:08:01,870 --> 00:08:04,830 I WAS THINKING WE'D HAVE CHICKEN AND GREENS 205 00:08:04,830 --> 00:08:05,870 FOR THE RECEPTION. 206 00:08:05,870 --> 00:08:07,170 KEEP IT SIMPLE LIKE YOU WANTED. 207 00:08:07,170 --> 00:08:08,840 EVERYBODY LOVES CHICKEN. GREAT IDEA. 208 00:08:08,840 --> 00:08:10,710 YEAH... BUT, I MEAN, 209 00:08:10,710 --> 00:08:12,180 YOU COULD HAVE CHICKEN ANY NIGHT, RIGHT? 210 00:08:12,180 --> 00:08:14,240 THEY PUT IT IN LEAN CUISINE. 211 00:08:14,240 --> 00:08:16,580 ( chuckles ) CHICKEN IS FINE. 212 00:08:16,580 --> 00:08:18,890 I WAS THINKING THAT WE COULD DO SEAFOOD, 213 00:08:18,890 --> 00:08:21,890 LIKE LOBSTERS, CRAB, SUSHI. 214 00:08:21,890 --> 00:08:24,750 UH, WELL, YOU KNOW, IT'S KINDA HARD TO GET 215 00:08:24,750 --> 00:08:27,720 GOOD SEAFOOD IN KANSAS CITY ON SHORT NOTICE. 216 00:08:27,720 --> 00:08:29,900 I KNOW, I KNOW. SO I WENT ONLINE-- 217 00:08:29,900 --> 00:08:32,230 THE OYSTERS COME FROM NEW HAMPSHIRE. 218 00:08:32,230 --> 00:08:33,730 ON DRY ICE. THEY JUST FLY THEM OUT... 219 00:08:33,730 --> 00:08:35,300 ( snaps fingers ) OVERNIGHT. 220 00:08:35,300 --> 00:08:37,800 SO WE'RE GONNA PAY FOR OYSTERS TO HAVE THEIR OWN PLANE TICKET? 221 00:08:37,800 --> 00:08:39,610 ( laughs ) 222 00:08:39,610 --> 00:08:41,240 YEAH, AND I THOUGHT, YOU KNOW, WE COULD HIRE 223 00:08:41,240 --> 00:08:43,870 BARTENDERS TO DO THOSE SPECIALTY COCKTAILS 224 00:08:43,870 --> 00:08:45,870 AND CUTE LITTLE WINE BOTTLES FOR PARTY FAVORS. 225 00:08:45,870 --> 00:08:47,610 YEAH, I DON'T THINK THEY'RE CALLED PARTY FAVORS. 226 00:08:47,610 --> 00:08:48,880 Jennice: NIK, 227 00:08:48,880 --> 00:08:50,880 I JUST WANT YOU TO HAVE THE BEST WEDDING POSSIBLE. 228 00:08:50,880 --> 00:08:52,720 RIGHT, BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT-- 229 00:08:52,720 --> 00:08:53,720 WHAT'S BEST FOR ME. 230 00:08:53,720 --> 00:08:55,150 YEAH, IT IS. 231 00:08:55,150 --> 00:08:57,320 PLEASE. EVERYTHING YOU'VE DONE, 232 00:08:57,320 --> 00:08:59,230 EVERY DECISION YOU'VE MADE HAS BEEN FOR YOU. 233 00:09:04,190 --> 00:09:05,190 I'LL GO TALK TO HER. 234 00:09:06,960 --> 00:09:08,900 ( sighs ) 235 00:09:11,900 --> 00:09:13,300 SHE'S JUST STRESSED. 236 00:09:13,300 --> 00:09:14,940 YOU KNOW, THE PLANNING. 237 00:09:16,070 --> 00:09:18,650 OF COURSE. IT'S A STRESSFUL TIME. 238 00:09:20,850 --> 00:09:22,850 ( door closes ) 239 00:09:34,320 --> 00:09:36,890 ( sighs deeply ) 240 00:10:37,150 --> 00:10:39,830 SO, HOW IS IT OVER THERE? BABY CENTRAL? 241 00:10:39,830 --> 00:10:42,330 PRETTY MUCH. ( laughs ) 242 00:10:42,330 --> 00:10:45,160 IF HE CAN'T HANDLE POTATO CHIP CRUMBS ON HIS COUCH, 243 00:10:45,160 --> 00:10:47,160 I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S GONNA DO WHEN A SCREAMING, CRYING 244 00:10:47,160 --> 00:10:49,000 LITTLE POOP MAKER MOVES IN. 245 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:51,270 ( Daphne laughs ) HEY. 246 00:10:51,270 --> 00:10:52,270 HEY. 247 00:10:53,400 --> 00:10:55,770 WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY BE GLUM ABOUT? 248 00:10:55,770 --> 00:10:58,300 YOUR BABY SISTER HAS RETURNED. 249 00:10:58,300 --> 00:11:00,150 SORRY. 250 00:11:00,150 --> 00:11:02,980 JUST, UH, STUFF WITH NIKKI. 251 00:11:02,980 --> 00:11:04,150 WELCOME BACK. 252 00:11:04,150 --> 00:11:06,010 WHAT'S GOING ON WITH NIKKI? 253 00:11:07,410 --> 00:11:11,060 THEY FOUND THE GUY THAT MURDERED HER DAD. 254 00:11:11,060 --> 00:11:13,390 - OH MY GOD. - OH NO. 255 00:11:13,390 --> 00:11:15,890 YEAH, NOT SO GREAT TIMING. 256 00:11:15,890 --> 00:11:17,920 AND SHE'S GOT SOMETHING GOING ON WITH HER MOM, 257 00:11:17,920 --> 00:11:20,270 AND SHE'S CUTTING HERSELF OFF 258 00:11:20,270 --> 00:11:22,870 FROM HER CHURCH FRIENDS. 259 00:11:22,870 --> 00:11:25,930 WELL, MAYBE SHE JUST NEEDS TO GET OUT OF HER HEAD A LITTLE BIT, 260 00:11:25,930 --> 00:11:28,330 - HAVE SOME FUN. - I KNOW, I'VE BEEN TRYING. 261 00:11:28,330 --> 00:11:30,080 IS SHE HAVING A BACHELORETTE PARTY? 262 00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:31,810 UH, I DON'T THINK SO. 263 00:11:31,810 --> 00:11:33,780 SHE IS NOW. 264 00:11:33,780 --> 00:11:35,440 ( snorts ) SHE IS? 265 00:11:37,040 --> 00:11:39,190 OH NO! 266 00:11:39,190 --> 00:11:41,490 I MEAN, DO CHURCHY PEOPLE 267 00:11:41,490 --> 00:11:43,090 EVEN GO IN FOR BACHELORETTE PARTIES? 268 00:11:43,090 --> 00:11:44,890 COME ON, WE DON'T HAVE TO HAVE 269 00:11:44,890 --> 00:11:47,390 A PENIS PINATA, BUT WE CAN STILL HAVE SOME FUN. 270 00:11:47,390 --> 00:11:50,930 UH, PLEASE DON'T HAVE A PENIS ANYTHING. 271 00:11:50,930 --> 00:11:53,760 MAYBE YOU CAN THROW THE PARTY 272 00:11:53,760 --> 00:11:55,030 AND I CAN STAY HOME? 273 00:11:55,030 --> 00:11:57,430 WHAT?! WE HAVEN'T BEEN OUT TOGETHER ALL SUMMER. 274 00:11:57,430 --> 00:11:59,940 AND SCHOOL'S ALMOST HERE. 275 00:11:59,940 --> 00:12:01,870 WE NEED TO HAVE A GIRLS' NIGHT OUT. 276 00:12:04,210 --> 00:12:05,940 CHRISTIAN BACHELORETTE PARTY. 277 00:12:05,940 --> 00:12:07,940 ( weak laugh ) 278 00:12:07,940 --> 00:12:09,420 ( dryly ) WHOO-HOO. 279 00:12:14,750 --> 00:12:16,920 I'VE BEEN OUT WITH HIM THREE TIMES 280 00:12:16,920 --> 00:12:19,230 AND STILL NO... 281 00:12:19,230 --> 00:12:20,530 - KISSING? - KISSING. 282 00:12:20,530 --> 00:12:22,890 NO KISSING. ( exhales ) 283 00:12:22,890 --> 00:12:24,890 I'M SURE IT'LL HAPPEN SOON. 284 00:12:24,890 --> 00:12:26,890 ( sarcastically ) YEAH, ME TOO. 285 00:12:26,890 --> 00:12:28,530 WHAT ARE YOU DOING TONIGHT? 286 00:12:28,530 --> 00:12:30,770 DAPHNE AND I ARE-- WELL-- 287 00:12:30,770 --> 00:12:34,900 THROWING THIS BACHELORETTE PARTY FOR MY BROTHER'S FIANCEE. 288 00:12:34,900 --> 00:12:36,340 YOU WANNA COME WITH? 289 00:12:36,340 --> 00:12:39,410 WHY NOT? IT SOUNDS FUN. 290 00:12:39,410 --> 00:12:40,950 EXCELLENT. 291 00:12:40,950 --> 00:12:42,110 - I'LL TEXT YOU. - OKAY. 292 00:12:44,880 --> 00:12:46,880 - HEY. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 293 00:12:46,880 --> 00:12:48,380 WELL, YOU WEREN'T ANSWERING YOUR PHONE. 294 00:12:48,380 --> 00:12:50,560 YEAH, 'CAUSE I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE IT AT WORK. 295 00:12:50,560 --> 00:12:52,090 SO, TY-- 296 00:12:52,090 --> 00:12:53,890 IS THAT SHORT FOR TYLER, TYRONE? 297 00:12:53,890 --> 00:12:55,220 TYLER, WHY? 298 00:12:55,220 --> 00:12:57,860 I NEED HIS FULL NAME AND RANK. 299 00:12:57,860 --> 00:12:59,430 DOES THAT MEAN YOU'RE GONNA MAKE A CALL? 300 00:12:59,430 --> 00:13:00,570 I'M GONNA SEE WHAT I CAN DO. 301 00:13:00,570 --> 00:13:01,930 ( shrieks ) 302 00:13:01,930 --> 00:13:04,430 MMM! I LOVE YOU. 303 00:13:04,430 --> 00:13:05,570 I'M SORRY FOR EVERYTHING THAT I SAID. 304 00:13:05,570 --> 00:13:07,130 SERIOUSLY, YOU'RE THE BEST. 305 00:13:07,130 --> 00:13:09,480 BAY, I NEED YOU TO UNDERSTAND SOMETHING, OKAY? 306 00:13:09,480 --> 00:13:11,840 THIS IS A REAL LONG SHOT. 307 00:13:11,840 --> 00:13:13,510 - YOU GOT THAT, RIGHT? - I UNDERSTAND. 308 00:13:13,510 --> 00:13:15,910 OKAY. I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 309 00:13:19,490 --> 00:13:23,150 I'M REALLY EMBARRASSED THAT YOU HAD TO SEE NIKKI AND I FIGHT LIKE THAT. 310 00:13:23,150 --> 00:13:24,990 OH, DON'T GIVE IT A SECOND THOUGHT. 311 00:13:24,990 --> 00:13:27,150 YOU SHOULD SEE SOME OF THE DOOZIES BAY AND I HAVE HAD 312 00:13:27,150 --> 00:13:29,330 - THROUGHOUT THE YEARS. - ( both chuckle ) 313 00:13:29,330 --> 00:13:32,600 WELL, ANYWAY, I THINK I FOUND A WAY TO MAKE OUR LIVES EASIER. 314 00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:34,600 HUH. 315 00:13:34,600 --> 00:13:36,360 - I DUG THIS UP. - OH. 316 00:13:36,360 --> 00:13:38,030 ( chuckles ) WHAT IS IT? 317 00:13:38,030 --> 00:13:40,840 AFTER NIKKI WAS THE FLOWER GIRL AT MY SISTER'S WEDDING, 318 00:13:40,840 --> 00:13:43,870 SHE BECAME OBSESSED WITH PLANNING HER OWN. 319 00:13:43,870 --> 00:13:44,870 LOOK, SHE WAS SIX. 320 00:13:44,870 --> 00:13:46,240 ( gasps ) SHE'S ADORABLE! 321 00:13:46,240 --> 00:13:47,240 ISN'T SHE? 322 00:13:47,240 --> 00:13:48,570 OHH. 323 00:13:48,570 --> 00:13:50,920 NOW WE DON'T HAVE TO GUESS AT WHAT SHE WANTS. 324 00:13:50,920 --> 00:13:53,550 I MEAN, SOME OF THESE IDEAS ARE A LITTLE SILLY, GRANTED-- 325 00:13:53,550 --> 00:13:55,550 YOU KNOW, LIKE THE PUMPKIN-SHAPED CARRIAGE, 326 00:13:55,550 --> 00:13:57,550 THE TRUMPETERS, SWANS. 327 00:13:57,550 --> 00:13:59,090 IT WAS A CINDERELLA PHASE. 328 00:13:59,090 --> 00:14:01,590 BUT I MADE A LIST OF SOME OF HER IDEAS 329 00:14:01,590 --> 00:14:03,590 THAT SEEMED A LITTLE MORE DOABLE. 330 00:14:03,590 --> 00:14:05,430 GREAT. 331 00:14:05,430 --> 00:14:06,990 AHH. 332 00:14:06,990 --> 00:14:09,500 APPARENTLY SWANS CAN BE DANGEROUS 333 00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:11,900 AND, LIKE, ATTACK. BUT HOW PRETTY 334 00:14:11,900 --> 00:14:14,870 WOULD PEACOCKS LOOK ROAMING AROUND THAT LAWN OF YOURS? 335 00:14:14,870 --> 00:14:16,640 VERY. 336 00:14:16,640 --> 00:14:21,450 BUT, YOU KNOW, NIKKI HASN'T WANTED ANY OF THESE THINGS. 337 00:14:21,450 --> 00:14:23,550 THAT'S JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN'T HAVE PEACOCKS IN THE CHURCH. 338 00:14:23,550 --> 00:14:25,550 BUT NOW THAT WE'RE DOING THE WEDDING HERE-- 339 00:14:25,550 --> 00:14:27,510 I MEAN, WE CAN GO ALL OUT. 340 00:14:29,560 --> 00:14:31,890 HERE'S THE THING-- UM... 341 00:14:31,890 --> 00:14:35,390 TO GET ALL OF THE STUFF ON THIS LIST 342 00:14:35,390 --> 00:14:38,890 AT SUCH SHORT NOTICE WOULD BE VERY... 343 00:14:38,890 --> 00:14:40,200 DIFFICULT. 344 00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:44,030 AND I HAVE TALKED TO NIKKI AND TOBY EXTENSIVELY 345 00:14:44,030 --> 00:14:46,670 AND THEY HAVE BEEN VERY CLEAR ABOUT WHAT THEY WANT-- 346 00:14:46,670 --> 00:14:48,530 SIMPLE, NO FUSS. 347 00:14:48,530 --> 00:14:50,610 THAT'S JUST THAT YOUTH GROUP STUFF. 348 00:14:50,610 --> 00:14:52,280 - ( sighs ) - TRUST ME. 349 00:14:52,280 --> 00:14:53,940 WHEN NIKKI WALKS DOWN THE AISLE, 350 00:14:53,940 --> 00:14:55,240 SHE'S GONNA BE THRILLED. 351 00:14:55,240 --> 00:14:56,680 ARE YOU SURE? 352 00:14:56,680 --> 00:14:58,540 YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW MY OWN DAUGHTER? 353 00:14:58,540 --> 00:14:59,990 OF COURSE YOU DO. 354 00:14:59,990 --> 00:15:03,090 WELL THEN, WHAT? I'M JUST PUSHING ALL THIS FOR ME? 355 00:15:03,090 --> 00:15:05,520 YOU THINK I CARE ABOUT PEAR TARTS OR WHATEVER? 356 00:15:05,520 --> 00:15:07,690 - BECAUSE I DON'T. - SURE SEEMS LIKE YOU DO. 357 00:15:07,690 --> 00:15:11,130 OH, SO I'M A GOLD DIGGER TRYING TO SPEND YOUR MONEY. 358 00:15:11,130 --> 00:15:13,460 YOU KNOW NIKKI DIDN'T EVEN KNOW TOBY'S LAST NAME WHEN THEY MET. 359 00:15:15,030 --> 00:15:16,160 JENNICE, PLEASE. 360 00:15:16,160 --> 00:15:18,160 YOU KNOW WHAT? IT'S FINE, REALLY. 361 00:15:18,160 --> 00:15:20,170 I WILL JUST SHOW UP AND I'LL BE GRATEFUL. 362 00:15:26,340 --> 00:15:27,710 ( baby crying ) 363 00:15:27,710 --> 00:15:29,620 ♪ AH LES CROCOCO, LES CROCOCO, LES CROCODILES ♪ 364 00:15:29,620 --> 00:15:31,680 ♪ SUR LES BORDS DU NIL ILS SONT PARTIS N'EN PARLONS PLUS... ♪ 365 00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:33,980 I THINK I PREFER THE CRYING TO THAT SONG. 366 00:15:33,980 --> 00:15:35,080 YOU THINK SHE'S HUNGRY? 367 00:15:35,080 --> 00:15:37,950 - SHE JUST ATE! GAS? - I BURPED HER. 368 00:15:37,950 --> 00:15:40,430 OH, WHAT ABOUT THE VACUUM? THAT ALWAYS WORKED WITH DAPHNE. 369 00:15:40,430 --> 00:15:42,560 THAT'S RIGHT, SHE LOVED IT. MINE IS IN THE HALL IN THE CLOSET. 370 00:15:42,560 --> 00:15:44,360 I KNOW WHERE THE VACUUM IS. 371 00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:45,530 I NEVER WOULD HAVE GUESSED! 372 00:15:45,530 --> 00:15:47,060 VERY FUNNY! 373 00:15:47,060 --> 00:15:50,600 ( sings in French ) 374 00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:52,570 I THINK SOMETHING IS WRONG. 375 00:15:52,570 --> 00:15:54,540 SHE'S JUST OVER-TIRED. 376 00:15:54,540 --> 00:15:56,570 MAYBE I SHOULD CALL THE DOCTOR. 377 00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,350 ( vacuum whirring ) 378 00:15:59,350 --> 00:16:01,610 ( continues singing ) 379 00:16:01,610 --> 00:16:03,610 ( crying ceases ) 380 00:16:05,650 --> 00:16:08,050 ( sighs, chuckles ) 381 00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:09,660 JUST LIKE DAPHNE. 382 00:16:09,660 --> 00:16:12,290 OHH. 383 00:16:15,360 --> 00:16:17,620 ( dance music playing ) 384 00:16:20,270 --> 00:16:22,270 OH, ALMOST THERE. 385 00:16:27,530 --> 00:16:31,240 - SURPRISE! - WELCOME TO YOUR BACHELORETTE PARTY. 386 00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:33,310 OHH... 387 00:16:33,310 --> 00:16:35,710 WOW, THANK YOU, GUYS. 388 00:16:35,710 --> 00:16:37,610 FUN. 389 00:16:41,520 --> 00:16:44,520 WE HAVE GOT A SCAVENGER HUNT 390 00:16:44,520 --> 00:16:47,590 AND PIN-THE-VEIL-ON-THE-BRIDE. AND I ALMOST FORGOT... 391 00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:49,630 YOUR ♪ TIARA. ♪ 392 00:16:49,630 --> 00:16:51,730 - OHH. - AWW! 393 00:16:51,730 --> 00:16:53,160 ( Mary Beth chuckles ) 394 00:16:53,160 --> 00:16:55,660 AND THEY'VE GOT REALLY GOOD APPETIZERS HERE. 395 00:16:55,660 --> 00:16:56,700 WE'RE GONNA GET A MENU! 396 00:16:56,700 --> 00:16:59,070 OKAY. 397 00:17:01,110 --> 00:17:02,610 ( sighs deeply ) 398 00:17:02,610 --> 00:17:05,440 YOU GUYS ARE SO NICE TO DO THIS 399 00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:07,640 AND I'M JUST BEING A BIG WET BLANKET. 400 00:17:09,780 --> 00:17:12,280 WELL, TOBY WAS TELLING ME WHAT A CRAPPY SUMMER YOU'VE HAD, 401 00:17:12,280 --> 00:17:15,120 AND TO BE HONEST, SO HAVE I. 402 00:17:15,120 --> 00:17:17,750 SO LET'S JUST TRY TO PUT IT ALL ASIDE 403 00:17:17,750 --> 00:17:20,130 AND HAVE A GREAT TIME TONIGHT. 404 00:17:20,130 --> 00:17:21,790 WHAT DO YOU SAY? 405 00:17:21,790 --> 00:17:25,590 - ( pop music playing ) - I LOVE THIS SONG! WHOO! 406 00:17:25,590 --> 00:17:26,760 - ( laughs ) - ( Nikki shouts ) 407 00:17:26,760 --> 00:17:28,760 ( cheers ) 408 00:17:30,500 --> 00:17:32,500 WHOO! 409 00:17:32,500 --> 00:17:34,340 GIRL KNOWS HOW TO HAVE FUN. 410 00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:37,070 Nikki: WHOO! 411 00:17:37,070 --> 00:17:38,700 ( chuckles ) 412 00:17:43,110 --> 00:17:44,680 HA HA HA, NICE! 413 00:17:45,780 --> 00:17:46,780 WELL. 414 00:17:50,460 --> 00:17:52,760 UH, NO. HE'S NOT COMING. 415 00:17:55,260 --> 00:17:58,360 ( sighs ) HE BASICALLY SAID THAT... 416 00:17:58,360 --> 00:18:00,370 I WAS MAKING A HUGE MISTAKE. 417 00:18:00,370 --> 00:18:04,700 AND I DON'T WANT SOMEONE TO STAND UP THERE WITH ME 418 00:18:04,700 --> 00:18:07,270 WHO DOESN'T SUPPORT ME. 419 00:18:08,500 --> 00:18:11,280 SO, I ACTUALLY... 420 00:18:11,280 --> 00:18:14,480 NEED A NEW BEST MAN. 421 00:18:17,610 --> 00:18:18,610 YEAH. 422 00:18:27,450 --> 00:18:29,120 WAIT. 423 00:18:29,120 --> 00:18:31,230 SO YOU DON'T SUPPORT ME EITHER? 424 00:18:31,230 --> 00:18:32,700 WELL, THAT'S GREAT. I MEAN-- 425 00:18:42,610 --> 00:18:44,370 PERFECT. 426 00:18:44,370 --> 00:18:45,540 ( cellphone ringing ) 427 00:18:49,650 --> 00:18:51,650 ( sighs ) 428 00:18:51,650 --> 00:18:53,680 HELLO. 429 00:18:56,150 --> 00:18:57,150 OKAY? 430 00:19:00,460 --> 00:19:01,660 WAIT, WHAT? 431 00:19:01,660 --> 00:19:02,930 YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME! 432 00:19:05,830 --> 00:19:07,730 UH, YEAH. 433 00:19:07,730 --> 00:19:09,600 I THINK HE SHOULD KNOW TOO. 434 00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:13,400 ACTUALLY, HE'S SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO ME. 435 00:19:14,740 --> 00:19:17,600 YEAH, SURE. I CAN TELL HIM. 436 00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:20,710 WELL, THANKS FOR LETTING ME KNOW. 437 00:19:21,910 --> 00:19:24,450 ( scoffs ) I'M SURE YOU ARE. 438 00:19:24,450 --> 00:19:26,280 ALL RIGHT, BYE. 439 00:19:26,280 --> 00:19:29,460 AHH, WELL. THAT WAS SIMONE. 440 00:19:29,460 --> 00:19:31,460 ( chuckles ) YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS. 441 00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:33,920 I-- 442 00:19:35,490 --> 00:19:36,790 I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO SPELL IT. 443 00:19:38,590 --> 00:19:40,600 SHE HAS, UH... 444 00:19:42,770 --> 00:19:43,900 ( cellphone chimes ) 445 00:19:43,900 --> 00:19:46,600 AND, UM-- I DON'T KNOW THE SIGN. 446 00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:49,740 UM, SHE DOESN'T KNOW, HOW LONG SHE'S HAD IT. 447 00:19:49,740 --> 00:19:53,440 SO SHE THINKS THAT I SHOULD GET TESTED. 448 00:19:58,740 --> 00:20:00,450 YEAH. 449 00:20:01,520 --> 00:20:02,650 ( sighs ) 450 00:20:03,920 --> 00:20:04,920 ( sighs ) 451 00:20:09,860 --> 00:20:11,400 OH, YOU ARE A LIFESAVER. 452 00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:14,230 THERE'S A LITTLE BIT OF EVERYTHING IN HERE-- 453 00:20:14,230 --> 00:20:16,560 BLANKETS, SLEEP SACKS. 454 00:20:16,560 --> 00:20:18,560 I PRETTY MUCH SAVED EVERYTHING FROM WHEN 455 00:20:18,560 --> 00:20:20,240 BAY AND TOBY WERE LITTLE. 456 00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:22,870 I'M SO SORRY TO BOTHER YOU SO LATE. 457 00:20:22,870 --> 00:20:26,010 PLEASE. I NEEDED A BREAK FROM THIS WEDDING. 458 00:20:26,010 --> 00:20:28,770 THIS FEELS LIKE A PROBLEM I CAN FIX. 459 00:20:28,770 --> 00:20:31,850 I FIND IT HARD TO BELIEVE THERE'S A WEDDING PROBLEM THAT YOU CAN'T FIX. 460 00:20:31,850 --> 00:20:33,680 WAIT. DO YOU HAVE A SECOND? 461 00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:35,350 I'M-- 462 00:20:35,350 --> 00:20:37,580 NIKKI'S MOM, WHO'S A LOVELY PERSON, 463 00:20:37,580 --> 00:20:38,680 BUT DOESN'T HAVE MUCH TO CONTRIBUTE-- 464 00:20:38,680 --> 00:20:41,690 WHICH IS FINE-- WAS REALLY PUSHING FOR 465 00:20:41,690 --> 00:20:43,530 ALL THESE OVER-THE-TOP THINGS. 466 00:20:43,530 --> 00:20:46,960 AND I-- I SAID NO, AND SHE FLIPPED OUT. 467 00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:48,960 BUT UP UNTIL A WEEK AGO, 468 00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:50,340 THIS WAS WHAT THEY WANTED-- 469 00:20:50,340 --> 00:20:52,440 A SIMPLE WEDDING IN A CHURCH BASEMENT. 470 00:20:52,440 --> 00:20:54,740 AND ALL OF A SUDDEN, HER MOM WANTS THIS, UH... 471 00:20:54,740 --> 00:20:58,640 CINDERELLA FANTASY FOR A SIX-YEAR-OLD. 472 00:20:58,640 --> 00:20:59,650 WHY? 473 00:21:01,410 --> 00:21:03,680 I THINK SHE MIGHT BE OVERCOMPENSATING. 474 00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:06,280 OVERCOMPENSATING FOR WHAT? 475 00:21:06,280 --> 00:21:09,520 HER DAD WAS MURDERED FOR BUYING DRUGS?! 476 00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:11,520 SELLING, ACTUALLY. 477 00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:12,860 THE POINT IS 478 00:21:12,860 --> 00:21:14,820 NIKKI'S MOM WANTS TO THROW MONEY AT THE WEDDING 479 00:21:14,820 --> 00:21:16,820 TO MAKE UP FOR THE FACT THAT NIKKI JUST FOUND OUT-- 480 00:21:16,820 --> 00:21:19,830 I GET IT, I GET IT. OUR SON IS MARRYING INTO A DRUG CARTEL. 481 00:21:19,830 --> 00:21:22,770 HONEY, WE CAN'T JUDGE UNTIL WE KNOW THE WHOLE SITUATION. 482 00:21:22,770 --> 00:21:25,830 I AM PRETTY SURE THAT YOU CAN JUDGE DRUG DEALING. 483 00:21:25,830 --> 00:21:29,980 WELL, APPARENTLY NIKKI HAD NO IDEA ABOUT ANY OF THIS 484 00:21:29,980 --> 00:21:32,740 UNTIL THEY WENT TO VISIT THAT GUY IN JAIL. 485 00:21:32,740 --> 00:21:35,640 AND NOW SHE'S FURIOUS WITH HER MOTHER FOR NOT TELLING HER. 486 00:21:35,640 --> 00:21:36,810 OKAY, AND LIVE DOVES AND ICE SCULPTURES 487 00:21:36,810 --> 00:21:37,810 ARE SUPPOSED TO MAKE UP FOR THAT? 488 00:21:37,810 --> 00:21:39,950 REMEMBER WHAT REGINA WENT THROUGH 489 00:21:39,950 --> 00:21:42,720 WHEN DAPHNE FOUND OUT THAT SHE KNEW ABOUT THE SWITCH AND DIDN'T TELL HER? 490 00:21:42,720 --> 00:21:44,320 I MEAN, SHE MUST BE SPINNING. 491 00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:46,750 WELL, COULD SHE PLEASE SPIN OUT ON SOMEBODY ELSE'S BUDGET? 492 00:21:48,620 --> 00:21:50,360 ( all laughing ) 493 00:21:50,360 --> 00:21:51,830 ALL RIGHT, GIRLS. 494 00:21:51,830 --> 00:21:54,860 I SCORED SOME MORE DRINKS FROM THAT BACHELOR PARTY. 495 00:21:54,860 --> 00:21:56,530 - WHOO! - ( chuckles ) 496 00:21:56,530 --> 00:21:59,670 OKAY, EVERYBODY, TAKE A DARE FROM THE BOOT. 497 00:21:59,670 --> 00:22:00,810 Bay: OKAY 498 00:22:00,810 --> 00:22:03,110 LET'S SEE, LET'S SEE. 499 00:22:03,110 --> 00:22:04,770 ( all laughing ) 500 00:22:04,770 --> 00:22:05,940 COME ON! 501 00:22:05,940 --> 00:22:07,640 - HEY! - ( grunts ) 502 00:22:08,870 --> 00:22:11,380 "ASK A STRANGER FOR A CONDOM." 503 00:22:11,380 --> 00:22:12,750 - OOH. - ( chuckles ) 504 00:22:12,750 --> 00:22:14,720 - OOH. - "GET A HOT GUY'S PHONE NUMBER." 505 00:22:14,720 --> 00:22:16,880 "GET A GUY TO GIVE YOU HIS UNDERWEAR." 506 00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:18,880 - ( all laughing ) - OOH... 507 00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:20,790 UH... "KISS A CUTE BOY." 508 00:22:22,060 --> 00:22:23,690 I'M ON IT! 509 00:22:23,690 --> 00:22:24,890 ME TOO! 510 00:22:24,890 --> 00:22:26,730 ( sputters ) 511 00:22:26,730 --> 00:22:28,990 - WHAT? - ( sighs ) 512 00:22:28,990 --> 00:22:32,070 THE ONLY BOY I WANT TO KISS ISN'T HERE. 513 00:22:32,070 --> 00:22:35,070 WELL, TRAVIS IS AT SCRATCH. THAT'S LIKE THREE BLOCKS AWAY. 514 00:22:35,070 --> 00:22:36,440 - LET'S GO FIND HIM. - ( chuckles weakly ) 515 00:22:36,440 --> 00:22:37,870 I DON'T THINK HE WANTS TO KISS ME. 516 00:22:39,550 --> 00:22:42,680 WELL, NOW HE HAS TO. IT SAYS SO ON THE CARD. 517 00:22:42,680 --> 00:22:43,680 ( sternly ) BAY. 518 00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:44,780 YOU SAID YOU WANTED TO KISS HIM. 519 00:22:44,780 --> 00:22:46,080 LET'S GO GET YOU KISSED. 520 00:22:50,420 --> 00:22:52,420 ( rock music playing ) 521 00:22:58,790 --> 00:23:01,930 I'M ONLY PAID TILL 10:00. SO IS THE GROOM COMING? 522 00:23:01,930 --> 00:23:03,100 OR WHAT? 523 00:23:13,410 --> 00:23:14,580 ( cellphone vibrating ) 524 00:23:30,900 --> 00:23:32,960 NO. I WANNA GET THIS OVER WITH, 525 00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:35,860 GET MY CLEAN BILL OF HEALTH AND FORGET THAT THIS EVER HAPPENED. 526 00:23:38,660 --> 00:23:41,840 SAYS HERE TO LIST YOUR SEXUAL PARTNERS. 527 00:23:41,840 --> 00:23:43,840 YOU WANNA JUST COPY OFF OF ME? 528 00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:52,950 ME TOO. 529 00:23:52,950 --> 00:23:54,820 AND YET HERE WE ARE. 530 00:24:01,960 --> 00:24:04,460 I NEED A URINE SAMPLE. BATHROOM'S DOWN THE HALL. 531 00:24:06,790 --> 00:24:09,670 BEST BACHELOR PARTY EVER. 532 00:24:09,670 --> 00:24:11,640 ( pop music playing ) 533 00:24:14,100 --> 00:24:16,640 25, BABY! 534 00:24:16,640 --> 00:24:18,770 ( both chuckle ) 535 00:24:18,770 --> 00:24:20,650 - GREAT JOB. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 536 00:24:20,650 --> 00:24:22,110 NO. NUH-UH. NO PHONES. 537 00:24:22,110 --> 00:24:24,710 NUH-UH. YOU ARE THE ONE THAT WAS LIKE, 538 00:24:24,710 --> 00:24:26,910 "WE GOTTA GET OUT OF OUR HEADS. 539 00:24:26,910 --> 00:24:28,510 WE GOTTA HAVE FUN FOR ONE NIGHT." 540 00:24:28,510 --> 00:24:30,220 WHAT'S GOING ON? 541 00:24:30,220 --> 00:24:31,820 NOTHING. 542 00:24:31,820 --> 00:24:33,960 COME ON. 543 00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:36,820 YOU AND I, WE'RE GOING TO BE FAMILY IN ONE WEEK. 544 00:24:36,820 --> 00:24:38,820 WE'RE GOING TO BE SISTERS. 545 00:24:38,820 --> 00:24:40,900 - THAT IS TRUE. - DON'T WORRY. 546 00:24:40,900 --> 00:24:43,200 I'M NOT GONNA REMEMBER A THING TOMORROW ANYWAY. 547 00:24:44,530 --> 00:24:46,000 ( deeply exhales ) 548 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:49,000 IT'S YOUR PARTY. I DON'T WANNA GET INTO IT. 549 00:24:52,780 --> 00:24:56,610 I DON'T CARE ABOUT MY PARTY. 550 00:24:56,610 --> 00:24:57,740 I CARE ABOUT YOU. 551 00:25:01,120 --> 00:25:04,290 ( sighs ) YOU KNOW CHIP COTO? 552 00:25:04,290 --> 00:25:05,650 YEAH. 553 00:25:05,650 --> 00:25:08,190 THE COFFEE GUY AND I... 554 00:25:08,190 --> 00:25:11,030 BLACKMAILED HIM INTO CHANGING HIS VOTE 555 00:25:11,030 --> 00:25:12,830 FOR THE ABSTINENCE-ONLY BILL. 556 00:25:12,830 --> 00:25:14,760 ( gasps ) 557 00:25:20,770 --> 00:25:22,810 - CAN I COME IN? - YEAH. 558 00:25:22,810 --> 00:25:23,940 SORRY, THEY-- 559 00:25:23,940 --> 00:25:26,110 THEY SAID KENNISH AND I THOUGHT IT WAS-- 560 00:25:26,110 --> 00:25:28,640 NOPE. NOT BAY. 561 00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:33,280 YOU MUST KNOW WHAT A BIG DEAL THIS IS... 562 00:25:34,750 --> 00:25:36,620 FOR ME TO PULL A STRING, 563 00:25:36,620 --> 00:25:37,920 GET YOU OUT OF YOUR COMMITMENT. 564 00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:39,660 I DO. 565 00:25:39,660 --> 00:25:41,660 I HAPPEN TO BELIEVE THAT YOU SHOULD FOLLOW THROUGH 566 00:25:41,660 --> 00:25:43,190 WHEN YOU SAY YOU'RE GONNA DO SOMETHING. 567 00:25:43,190 --> 00:25:45,190 SO DO I. 568 00:25:46,830 --> 00:25:49,770 YOU'RE NOT MAKING A VERY COMPELLING CASE FOR YOURSELF. 569 00:25:49,770 --> 00:25:51,770 DON'T GET ME WRONG. I WANNA BE WITH HER, 570 00:25:53,140 --> 00:25:57,840 BUT IF I DID SOMEHOW GET MYSELF STATIONED LOCALLY... 571 00:25:57,840 --> 00:25:59,570 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WOULD TELL THE GUYS. 572 00:26:01,950 --> 00:26:04,880 THIS IS A LOT MORE COMPLICATED FOR ME. 573 00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:07,750 - YOU DON'T WANNA DISAPPOINT HER. - ( quietly ) NO. 574 00:26:10,790 --> 00:26:12,290 WAIT TILL YOU'RE A PARENT. 575 00:26:13,290 --> 00:26:15,320 IT GETS ABOUT 100 TIMES HARDER. 576 00:26:15,320 --> 00:26:16,860 ( chuckles ) 577 00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:20,270 OKAY. 578 00:26:21,700 --> 00:26:22,870 ( clears throat ) 579 00:26:24,930 --> 00:26:26,930 UM, I'M SORRY IF... 580 00:26:26,930 --> 00:26:28,770 I CONFUSED YOU WITH THIS. 581 00:26:28,770 --> 00:26:30,680 NO. 582 00:26:30,680 --> 00:26:31,680 VERY HELPFUL. 583 00:26:38,080 --> 00:26:39,240 IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU. 584 00:26:40,750 --> 00:26:41,750 YOU TOO. 585 00:26:50,030 --> 00:26:51,030 ( pop music playing ) 586 00:26:51,030 --> 00:26:52,960 HE IS AN AWFUL GUY. 587 00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:54,960 PRETTY AWFUL. 588 00:26:55,960 --> 00:26:59,300 SO... THAT'S IT? 589 00:26:59,300 --> 00:27:01,340 NO ONE IS GOING TO FIND OUT? 590 00:27:01,340 --> 00:27:03,340 IT'S OVER. IT'S FINE. 591 00:27:03,340 --> 00:27:05,710 NO, DAPHNE. EVERYONE NEEDS TO KNOW 592 00:27:05,710 --> 00:27:07,040 WHAT A LIAR HE IS. 593 00:27:07,040 --> 00:27:09,040 I'M NOT GONNA TELL ANYONE, 594 00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:10,980 AND NEITHER ARE YOU. 595 00:27:10,980 --> 00:27:12,980 - ( scoffs ) - SO LET'S JUST PUT THE GENIE BACK IN THE BOTTLE. 596 00:27:12,980 --> 00:27:15,850 - ( sighs ) - UM-- 597 00:27:15,850 --> 00:27:17,150 I'M GONNA GO GET YOU SOME WATER. 598 00:27:25,990 --> 00:27:28,160 SO, UH, WE'RE JUST GONNA WAIT HERE FOR THE RESULTS? 599 00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:29,660 YOU'RE GONNA CALL US OR... ? 600 00:27:29,660 --> 00:27:31,400 WE'LL NOTIFY YOU WITHIN SEVEN TO 10 BUSINESS DAYS. 601 00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:35,340 NO. I'M GONNA NEED 602 00:27:35,340 --> 00:27:36,940 MY RESULTS FASTER THAN THAT. 603 00:27:36,940 --> 00:27:38,300 LIKE NEXT FRIDAY, LATEST. 604 00:27:38,300 --> 00:27:41,210 IT TAKES FIVE TO SEVEN DAYS FOR THE BACTERIA TO GROW. 605 00:27:41,210 --> 00:27:44,010 COULD I PAY MORE TO PUT A RUSH ON IT? 606 00:27:44,010 --> 00:27:47,110 EVEN MONEY CAN'T RUSH BACTERIA. 607 00:27:47,110 --> 00:27:50,120 AND YOU SHOULD REFRAIN FROM ANY SEXUAL ACTIVITY 608 00:27:50,120 --> 00:27:51,390 UNTIL YOU GET YOUR RESULTS. 609 00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:58,090 I'M GETTING MARRIED NEXT WEEK. 610 00:28:00,170 --> 00:28:02,170 THEN HERE IS A BROCHURE 611 00:28:02,170 --> 00:28:04,000 ON HOW TO TALK TO YOUR PARTNER 612 00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:06,170 ABOUT SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASES. 613 00:28:06,170 --> 00:28:08,000 WE HAVEN'T HAD SEX. 614 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:10,210 EVER. 615 00:28:10,210 --> 00:28:12,480 WE'VE BEEN WAITING. 616 00:28:15,340 --> 00:28:17,040 THANK YOU, LADY. 617 00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:18,110 VERY MUCH. 618 00:28:18,110 --> 00:28:19,310 AND THANK YOU, SIMONE. 619 00:28:19,310 --> 00:28:21,190 AND THANK YOU, WILKE, WHO PROBABLY GAVE IT 620 00:28:21,190 --> 00:28:23,050 TO SIMONE IN THE FIRST PLACE, RIGHT? 621 00:28:23,050 --> 00:28:25,890 AND THANK YOU, GOD, FOR CREATING GENITAL DISEASES. 622 00:28:25,890 --> 00:28:27,150 YOU KNOW WHO THE BIGGEST IDIOT OF THEM ALL IS? 623 00:28:27,150 --> 00:28:29,720 ME! FOR ASKING THE GUY WHO SCREWED MY GIRLFRIEND 624 00:28:29,720 --> 00:28:31,400 TO BE ME BEST MAN. YOU KNOW WHAT? 625 00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:33,060 MAYBE I SHOULD ASK SIMONE TO WALK ME DOWN THE AISLE. 626 00:28:33,060 --> 00:28:35,230 HUH! THAT'D BE GREAT. I'M SURE NIKKI WOULD LOVE THAT. 627 00:28:35,230 --> 00:28:37,060 BRING THE WHOLE FAMILY RIGHT BACK TOGETHER. 628 00:28:37,060 --> 00:28:38,760 YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 629 00:28:42,370 --> 00:28:45,740 I HEARD ABOUT TY'S REDEPLOYMENT BACK TO AFGHANISTAN. 630 00:28:45,740 --> 00:28:47,740 YOUR STOMACH MUST BE IN KNOTS. 631 00:28:47,740 --> 00:28:49,920 ACTUALLY, MY DAD'S GONNA TRY TO MAKE A FEW CALLS 632 00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:52,220 SO TY DOESN'T HAVE TO GO BACK OVER THERE. 633 00:28:52,220 --> 00:28:54,920 AND TY'S OKAY WITH THAT? 634 00:28:54,920 --> 00:28:57,950 I MEAN, NOT SHIPPING OUT WITH THE REST OF HIS UNIT? 635 00:28:57,950 --> 00:28:59,180 WELL, HE WASN'T AT FIRST, BUT-- 636 00:29:00,890 --> 00:29:02,760 ARE YOU OKAY? 637 00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:05,060 YEAH. FINE. 638 00:29:05,060 --> 00:29:07,460 DON'T BE NERVOUS. YOU LOOK EXTREMELY KISSABLE. 639 00:29:07,460 --> 00:29:09,760 ( chuckles ) 640 00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:13,040 ( rock music playing ) 641 00:29:27,850 --> 00:29:29,150 IT'S A BACHELOR PARTY. 642 00:29:29,150 --> 00:29:30,320 HE'S DANCING WITH A GIRL. 643 00:29:32,120 --> 00:29:34,960 I'VE BEEN RACKING MY BRAIN... 644 00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:37,120 WONDERING WHY HE HASN'T KISSED ME. 645 00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:39,790 DO YOU KNOW WHAT OCCAM'S RAZOR IS? 646 00:29:39,790 --> 00:29:41,130 NO. 647 00:29:41,130 --> 00:29:44,300 IT MEANS WHEN YOU'RE LOOKING FOR THE ANSWER TO A PROBLEM, 648 00:29:44,300 --> 00:29:47,300 IT'S USUALLY THE MOST OBVIOUS ONE. 649 00:29:51,210 --> 00:29:53,810 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 650 00:29:53,810 --> 00:29:55,810 REALLY? 651 00:29:55,810 --> 00:29:57,440 'CAUSE IT SEEMS PRETTY OBVIOUS TO ME 652 00:29:57,440 --> 00:29:59,990 THAT WHAT HE WANTS IS A LINGERIE MODEL, 653 00:29:59,990 --> 00:30:01,120 LIKE ALL GUYS. 654 00:30:02,490 --> 00:30:04,020 THAT'S RIDICULOUS. 655 00:30:04,020 --> 00:30:06,120 YOU JUST HAVE TO MARCH OVER THERE AND PLANT ONE ON HIM. 656 00:30:06,120 --> 00:30:08,550 IS THAT RIGHT? IS THAT WHAT I HAVE TO DO? 657 00:30:08,550 --> 00:30:11,930 - YEAH. - BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS KNOW WHAT'S RIGHT FOR EVERYONE. 658 00:30:11,930 --> 00:30:14,200 I-- I DIDN'T SAY THAT. 659 00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:16,960 HOW COULD YOU ASK TY TO GIVE UP HIS PLATOON FOR YOU? 660 00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:19,600 I'M TRYING TO KEEP HIM OUT OF A WAR ZONE. 661 00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:22,610 I THOUGHT WITH WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR BROTHER 662 00:30:22,610 --> 00:30:25,410 - YOU'D BE HAPPY-- - JUSTIN WAS INJURED AND SENT HOME. 663 00:30:25,410 --> 00:30:27,070 HE WAS ON THE COUCH WATCHING TV 664 00:30:27,070 --> 00:30:30,250 WHILE THEY WERE ON THE FRONT LINE. THAT MADE HIM CRAZY. 665 00:30:30,250 --> 00:30:33,080 YOU DON'T ASK SOMEONE IN THE MILITARY TO DO WHAT YOU'RE ASKING. 666 00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:35,920 I'M SORRY ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR BROTHER, 667 00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:38,380 BUT WHAT'S GONNA KILL TY IS NOT SITTING ON A COUCH; 668 00:30:38,380 --> 00:30:41,130 IT'S BEING IN A COUNTRY WITH PEOPLE WHO WANT TO KILL HIM. 669 00:30:41,130 --> 00:30:42,360 I SHOULD'VE NEVER COME OUT TONIGHT. 670 00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:52,940 YOU ARE NOT GOING TO GET AWAY WITH THIS. 671 00:30:55,300 --> 00:30:57,000 WHO WAS THAT? 672 00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:59,140 UH, CHIP COTO. 673 00:31:01,050 --> 00:31:02,280 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 674 00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:04,580 I CALLED HIS OFFICE AND LEFT HIM A VOICEMAIL. 675 00:31:04,580 --> 00:31:05,650 I TOLD HIM OFF. 676 00:31:05,650 --> 00:31:07,080 YOU DIDN'T. 677 00:31:07,080 --> 00:31:08,950 YUP, I DID. 678 00:31:08,950 --> 00:31:10,190 ( chuckles ) 679 00:31:10,190 --> 00:31:11,960 HE'S TOTALLY GONNA PEE HIS PANTS. 680 00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:15,190 NIKKI, PLEASE-- PLEASE TELL ME THAT YOU DID NOT DO THAT, PLEASE. 681 00:31:15,190 --> 00:31:17,290 HE CAN'T JUST GET AWAY WITH IT. 682 00:31:17,290 --> 00:31:19,460 I HAD A DEAL WITH CHIP COTO! 683 00:31:19,460 --> 00:31:21,130 IF HE THINKS I'M RUNNING AROUND TELLING PEOPLE, 684 00:31:21,130 --> 00:31:23,200 HE'S GONNA TAKE ME OUT LIKE A CUBAN MISSILE! 685 00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:26,170 - WHAT? - WHY CAN'T PEOPLE STAY AWAY FROM PHONES WITH THIS GUY? 686 00:31:26,170 --> 00:31:28,030 WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? 687 00:31:28,030 --> 00:31:29,670 WHY WOULD YOU SCREW ME OVER LIKE THAT? 688 00:31:29,670 --> 00:31:31,910 WHAT IN THE WORLD WOULD MAKE YOU 689 00:31:31,910 --> 00:31:34,910 WANNA PICK UP A PHONE AND CALL HIM?! 690 00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:40,550 I DON'T KNOW. 691 00:31:40,550 --> 00:31:44,090 WE NEED TO FIX THIS. WE NEED TO FIX THIS LIKE NOW! 692 00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:55,160 HOW ARE WE GOING TO GET INTO HIS OFFICE? 693 00:31:55,160 --> 00:31:57,430 IF YOU'RE SAYING SOMETHING, I CAN'T HEAR YOU. 694 00:31:57,430 --> 00:31:58,430 RIGHT. 695 00:32:05,210 --> 00:32:06,210 OH. 696 00:32:07,310 --> 00:32:08,310 TRY THAT. 697 00:32:14,220 --> 00:32:15,420 YOU KNOW WHAT, LET ME-- 698 00:32:15,420 --> 00:32:17,180 MAYBE I CAN FIND A LETTER OPENER, OR SOMETHING. 699 00:32:17,180 --> 00:32:19,180 - SEE IF WE CAN PRY IT OPEN. - SURE. 700 00:32:21,330 --> 00:32:23,160 ( lock rattling ) 701 00:32:23,160 --> 00:32:24,190 COME ON. 702 00:32:24,190 --> 00:32:26,690 COME ON. 703 00:32:29,460 --> 00:32:30,970 COME ON. 704 00:32:30,970 --> 00:32:32,000 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? 705 00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:35,000 ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME? 706 00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:36,700 WAIT! OH, MY GOSH! 707 00:32:36,700 --> 00:32:38,000 SHE'S-- SHE'S DEAF. 708 00:32:40,110 --> 00:32:41,680 SIR, UH-- 709 00:32:41,680 --> 00:32:43,250 I'M REALLY SORRY. I KNOW WE SHOULDN'T BE HERE, 710 00:32:43,250 --> 00:32:46,050 BUT I REALLY SCREWED SOMETHING UP AND IF I DON'T FIX IT, 711 00:32:46,050 --> 00:32:47,610 - I'M GONNA GET FIRED. - WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO FIX? 712 00:32:48,610 --> 00:32:50,220 HE'S ASKING WHAT WE NEED TO FIX. 713 00:32:50,220 --> 00:32:53,560 UH, WE WERE IN THE CAR TOGETHER 714 00:32:53,560 --> 00:32:55,720 AND SHE WAS LEAVING A VOICEMAIL FOR OUR BOSS 715 00:32:55,720 --> 00:32:58,390 AND I THOUGHT SHE'D HUNG UP-- 716 00:32:58,390 --> 00:33:00,100 BUT I HAVE A HANDS-FREE 717 00:33:00,100 --> 00:33:01,630 AND I HADN'T HUNG UP YET. 718 00:33:01,630 --> 00:33:04,300 AND I SAID SOME THINGS ABOUT OUR BOSS. 719 00:33:04,300 --> 00:33:06,770 YEAH. AND IT TURNS OUT THE WHOLE THING GOT RECORDED. 720 00:33:08,330 --> 00:33:10,410 COULD YOU PLEASE DO US THE BIGGEST FAVOR 721 00:33:10,410 --> 00:33:12,210 IN THE WHOLE WORLD AND UNLOCK THE DOOR, 722 00:33:12,210 --> 00:33:13,710 SO I COULD DELETE THE MESSAGE? 723 00:33:13,710 --> 00:33:16,210 I HONESTLY DON'T THINK IT WOULD DO ANYBODY 724 00:33:16,210 --> 00:33:17,710 ANY GOOD FOR HIM TO HEAR IT. 725 00:33:17,710 --> 00:33:20,250 - ( sighs ) - Nikki: PLEASE. 726 00:33:20,250 --> 00:33:22,050 OKAY, BUT NOBODY CAN KNOW ABOUT THIS. 727 00:33:22,050 --> 00:33:24,250 - HE SAID OKAY. - THANK YOU. 728 00:33:24,250 --> 00:33:26,250 ( soft rock music playing ) 729 00:33:28,490 --> 00:33:31,030 I DRAGGED HER HERE TO KISS YOU 730 00:33:31,030 --> 00:33:33,430 AND SHE SAW YOU TANGOING WITH THAT GIRL. 731 00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:37,360 NOT HELPING! 732 00:33:39,660 --> 00:33:42,370 TRUE, BUT I DON'T THINK THE FACT 733 00:33:42,370 --> 00:33:45,110 THAT SHE'S A SIZE ZERO HELPED. 734 00:33:47,270 --> 00:33:50,550 SHE DOES. SHE THINKS THAT'S WHY YOU HAVEN'T KISSED HER YET. 735 00:34:01,490 --> 00:34:03,160 WELL, IF YOU KISS HER, 736 00:34:03,160 --> 00:34:05,630 THAT'LL PROBABLY MAKE THE MOMENT PRETTY SPECIAL. 737 00:34:08,330 --> 00:34:10,540 YOU KNOW WHAT THE PASSWORD IS, RIGHT? 738 00:34:10,540 --> 00:34:13,240 YEAH, THEY USUALLY KEEP THEM RIGHT HERE. 739 00:34:14,300 --> 00:34:15,340 JACKPOT. 740 00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:21,550 ( dialing ) 741 00:34:21,550 --> 00:34:25,550 You have one new message sent today 742 00:34:25,550 --> 00:34:28,210 at 10:32 p.m. 743 00:34:28,210 --> 00:34:29,450 I GOT IT. 744 00:34:29,450 --> 00:34:30,460 ( beeps ) 745 00:34:32,220 --> 00:34:34,760 Nikki's voice: Your family thinks you're this great guy 746 00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:38,720 who takes care of them. But you're just this lying scumbag! 747 00:34:38,720 --> 00:34:42,570 My God, how do you think your kids are going to feel 748 00:34:42,570 --> 00:34:44,570 when they find out? 749 00:34:44,570 --> 00:34:47,270 You are not going to get away with this. 750 00:34:47,270 --> 00:34:48,470 ( beeps ) 751 00:34:48,470 --> 00:34:50,310 Computer: To save, press one. 752 00:34:50,310 --> 00:34:51,810 - To repeat, press two. - WHAT? 753 00:34:51,810 --> 00:34:54,640 To erase, press three. 754 00:34:54,640 --> 00:34:57,540 I DON'T THINK I WAS YELLING AT COTO. 755 00:34:57,540 --> 00:35:00,550 I THINK I WAS YELLING AT MY DAD. 756 00:35:05,250 --> 00:35:07,690 - ( beeps ) - Computer: Message erased. 757 00:35:07,690 --> 00:35:09,220 ( exhales deeply, clears throat ) 758 00:35:10,500 --> 00:35:11,800 IT'S GONE. 759 00:35:16,300 --> 00:35:19,630 I KINDA LOST IT TONIGHT, HUH? 760 00:35:21,470 --> 00:35:23,470 IT'S OKAY. 761 00:35:23,470 --> 00:35:27,310 I THINK I'M JUST REALLY SAD... 762 00:35:27,310 --> 00:35:30,650 THAT MY DAD ISN'T GONNA BE THERE TO WALK ME DOWN THE AISLE. 763 00:35:33,180 --> 00:35:37,180 AND I'M NOT EVEN MAD AT HIM ANYMORE. 764 00:35:37,180 --> 00:35:39,350 I'M JUST-- 765 00:35:39,350 --> 00:35:40,890 JUST SAD. 766 00:35:44,230 --> 00:35:46,230 YOU'RE GONNA GET A NEW FAMILY NOW. 767 00:35:48,460 --> 00:35:50,740 WE'RE GONNA BE SISTERS. 768 00:35:57,240 --> 00:36:00,170 - SHE'S DOWN. - HMM. 769 00:36:00,170 --> 00:36:02,510 PLEASE LET HER STAY ASLEEP. 770 00:36:02,510 --> 00:36:04,350 ( chuckles ) 771 00:36:04,350 --> 00:36:06,950 REMEMBER THE FIRST FEW MONTHS WITH DAPHNE? 772 00:36:06,950 --> 00:36:08,480 WE WERE TOTAL ZOMBIES. 773 00:36:08,480 --> 00:36:11,260 DID WE REMEMBER TO PAY THE... 774 00:36:11,260 --> 00:36:12,890 ( mimics snoring ) 775 00:36:12,890 --> 00:36:14,390 ( laughs ) 776 00:36:19,220 --> 00:36:20,370 THIS IS NICE. 777 00:36:22,430 --> 00:36:24,600 YEAH. ( chuckles ) 778 00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:26,600 IT IS. 779 00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:28,270 ( sighs ) 780 00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:40,520 I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY. WE SAID WE WOULDN'T. 781 00:36:40,520 --> 00:36:41,750 ( sighs ) 782 00:37:02,270 --> 00:37:04,010 - Nikki: HI. - HEY. 783 00:37:05,770 --> 00:37:07,310 SO DID YOU HAVE FUN? 784 00:37:07,310 --> 00:37:11,420 YEAH. YEAH, I DID, ACTUALLY. 785 00:37:11,420 --> 00:37:12,520 HOW ABOUT YOU? 786 00:37:12,520 --> 00:37:14,520 NO. 787 00:37:14,520 --> 00:37:17,020 I DIDN'T. ( exhales ) 788 00:37:17,020 --> 00:37:18,520 NO FUN WAS HAD. 789 00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:20,960 BABE, WHAT HAPPENED? 790 00:37:22,590 --> 00:37:24,860 UM... 791 00:37:24,860 --> 00:37:27,690 THERE'S SOMETHING I NEED TO TELL YOU. 792 00:37:29,690 --> 00:37:31,700 WHAT IS IT? 793 00:37:34,500 --> 00:37:36,500 ( inaudible ) 794 00:38:01,830 --> 00:38:03,830 ( exhales ) 795 00:38:24,420 --> 00:38:25,550 YEAH. 796 00:38:25,550 --> 00:38:27,550 I'D LIKE THAT. 797 00:38:38,460 --> 00:38:43,110 IT WOULD BE SO EASY FOR US TO SINK BACK INTO THIS. 798 00:38:43,110 --> 00:38:45,770 I MEAN, IT'S ALL RIGHT HERE. 799 00:38:45,770 --> 00:38:46,910 IS THAT SO WRONG? 800 00:38:48,370 --> 00:38:50,450 ABBY IS YOURS, 801 00:38:50,450 --> 00:38:51,820 NOT MINE. 802 00:38:53,450 --> 00:38:54,520 SHE COULD BE OURS. 803 00:38:58,580 --> 00:39:00,960 THIS BABY IS NOT A TIME MACHINE. 804 00:39:03,490 --> 00:39:05,490 ( sighs ) I'M SORRY 805 00:39:05,490 --> 00:39:08,390 THAT WE MISSED OUR CHANCE TO RAISE A DAUGHTER TOGETHER, 806 00:39:08,390 --> 00:39:11,940 BUT I DID IT ONCE. 807 00:39:11,940 --> 00:39:14,770 AND I DON'T WANNA DO IT AGAIN. 808 00:39:17,540 --> 00:39:19,540 BUT-- 809 00:39:21,110 --> 00:39:24,110 SHE'S GONNA HAVE A REALLY GREAT DAD. 810 00:39:33,820 --> 00:39:35,490 JENNICE, HI. 811 00:39:35,490 --> 00:39:37,460 I DIDN'T KNOW WHICH ENTRANCE TO USE. 812 00:39:37,460 --> 00:39:39,720 THIS IS PERFECT. ( chuckles nervously ) 813 00:39:41,930 --> 00:39:45,470 I FEEL BAD ABOUT HOW WE LEFT THINGS YESTERDAY. 814 00:39:45,470 --> 00:39:48,930 I WAS THINKING ABOUT IT AND... 815 00:39:48,930 --> 00:39:50,740 PEACOCKS WOULD BE NICE. 816 00:39:50,740 --> 00:39:52,740 ( chuckles ) 817 00:39:54,110 --> 00:39:57,040 NIKKI TOLD YOU ABOUT HER DAD. 818 00:39:58,410 --> 00:40:00,040 ACTUALLY, REGINA DID, 819 00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:03,490 AND I AM REALLY SORRY. 820 00:40:03,490 --> 00:40:04,790 YOU MUST BE THRILLED TO HAVE YOUR SON 821 00:40:04,790 --> 00:40:07,120 MARRYING THE DAUGHTER OF A METH DEALER. 822 00:40:07,120 --> 00:40:09,550 WE HAVEN'T GIVEN IT A SECOND THOUGHT. 823 00:40:09,550 --> 00:40:11,530 NIKKI'S GREAT. 824 00:40:11,530 --> 00:40:13,000 YEAH. 825 00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:15,460 YES. 826 00:40:15,460 --> 00:40:17,460 ( groaning ) OH, GOD, THIS WEDDING. 827 00:40:19,430 --> 00:40:21,440 DON'T YOU WANT IT TO HAPPEN? 828 00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:23,110 NO. 829 00:40:23,110 --> 00:40:25,740 - I MEAN, DO YOU? - OF COURSE NOT! 830 00:40:25,740 --> 00:40:28,510 - THEY'RE WAY TOO YOUNG, RIGHT? - IT'S ABSURD. 831 00:40:28,510 --> 00:40:30,170 TOBY SHOULD BE IN COLLEGE 832 00:40:30,170 --> 00:40:33,020 AND NIKKI SHOULD BE JUST FIGURING OUT WHAT SHE WANTS TO DO WITH HER LIFE. 833 00:40:33,020 --> 00:40:34,550 THAT'S WHAT WE THINK! 834 00:40:34,550 --> 00:40:36,450 THEY CAN BE IN LOVE AND NOT BE MARRIED. 835 00:40:36,450 --> 00:40:37,620 RIGHT! 836 00:40:38,950 --> 00:40:41,490 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO ABOUT THIS THING? 837 00:40:43,930 --> 00:40:46,760 ( acoustic guitar music playing ) 838 00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:49,460 ♪ I DON'T KNOW ♪ 839 00:40:49,460 --> 00:40:52,070 ♪ WHY MY HEART ♪ 840 00:40:52,070 --> 00:40:54,100 ♪ FEELS THIS WAY ♪ 841 00:40:54,100 --> 00:40:57,770 ♪ WHEN I'M WITH YOU ♪ 842 00:40:57,770 --> 00:41:00,610 ♪ ALL IS QUIET ♪ 843 00:41:00,610 --> 00:41:02,610 - ♪ ALL IS CALM... ♪ - ( giggles ) 844 00:41:02,610 --> 00:41:05,110 ♪ I FEEL SAFE... ♪ 845 00:41:05,110 --> 00:41:06,510 THESE ARE MY BROTHER'S TAGS. 846 00:41:06,510 --> 00:41:08,150 ♪ ...WHEN I'M WITH YOU ♪ 847 00:41:10,250 --> 00:41:11,560 WHERE DID-- WHAT-- 848 00:41:14,790 --> 00:41:16,760 WHERE DID YOU FIND THEM? 849 00:41:16,760 --> 00:41:20,090 ♪ WON'T YOU STAY ♪ 850 00:41:20,090 --> 00:41:22,930 ♪ STAY WITH ME ♪ 851 00:41:22,930 --> 00:41:25,100 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, 852 00:41:25,100 --> 00:41:28,100 BUT YOU FOUND THEM. 853 00:41:28,100 --> 00:41:29,870 HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT I LOST THEM? 854 00:41:29,870 --> 00:41:31,580 ♪ STAY... ♪ 855 00:41:31,580 --> 00:41:35,040 ♪ STAY WITH ME ♪ 856 00:41:40,890 --> 00:41:43,720 ♪ YEARS GO BY ♪ 857 00:41:43,720 --> 00:41:47,050 ♪ STILL YOU'RE STANDING ♪ 858 00:41:47,050 --> 00:41:49,590 ♪ BY MY SIDE ♪ 859 00:41:49,590 --> 00:41:52,600 ♪ ALL THIS TIME ♪ 860 00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:56,060 ♪ ALL THIS TIME... ♪ 861 00:41:56,060 --> 00:41:58,200 HEY. 862 00:42:00,130 --> 00:42:02,570 HEY. 863 00:42:02,570 --> 00:42:05,570 SO, I-- 864 00:42:05,570 --> 00:42:06,710 I MADE SOME CALLS ABOUT TY. 865 00:42:09,110 --> 00:42:10,310 AND... 866 00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:12,680 THEY'VE REALLY BEEN CRACKING DOWN 867 00:42:12,680 --> 00:42:14,180 ON THIS KIND OF THING. 868 00:42:17,620 --> 00:42:20,250 UNFORTUNATELY, I DON'T HAVE THE JUICE TO DO IT. 869 00:42:22,830 --> 00:42:24,830 I'M SURE THAT, UH... 870 00:42:25,830 --> 00:42:27,260 I'VE DISAPPOINTED YOU. 871 00:42:29,560 --> 00:42:30,970 I'M SORRY. 872 00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:35,800 ( exhales ) 873 00:42:37,300 --> 00:42:39,170 THANK YOU FOR TRYING. 874 00:42:53,260 --> 00:42:54,790 ( intercom beeps ) 875 00:42:54,790 --> 00:42:57,090 Secretary: I have Steve from security for you. 876 00:42:59,320 --> 00:43:00,700 HEY, STEVE. 877 00:43:02,630 --> 00:43:04,100 YEAH. 878 00:43:04,100 --> 00:43:05,630 YEAH, I'M WATCHING IT RIGHT NOW. 879 00:43:08,300 --> 00:43:09,970 WELL, THANKS FOR BRINGING IT TO MY ATTENTION. 880 00:43:12,310 --> 00:43:14,140 NAH. 881 00:43:14,140 --> 00:43:15,980 I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS MYSELF. 882 00:43:17,340 --> 00:43:18,310 YOU GOT IT.